Scott Dixon, seen here winning an unrelated reace, is your 2008 Indianapolis 500 winner. This makes it 39 years that…
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With nothing else to do, Joakim Noah goes back to Gainesville, carries around an open container and some marijuana, and attempts to do so without the police knowing. That last part didn't happen successfully. [Chicago Tribune]
What to watch while remodeling Bubble Man's dorm room...
• 5 p.m. — NASCAR: Coca-Cola 600, Concord, North Carolina.…
See, old people write things like this: "Methinks, the entire Stanley Cup playoffs have become a delightfully nostalgic kibbutz." Oh, lovable Jerry Green. Never change. [Detroit News]
TNT is rhetorically asking who you [points menacingly] want to have their own dedicated camera on for the first…
• Cristiano Ronaldo's new girlfriend does all the positions, and all you have to do is take her to parties and give…
Keeping with the obliviousness-to-rules motif — hey, it makes us feel better about ourselves — Dallas Cowboys…
Hopefully you caught wind of Major League Baseball's new directive to enforce rules that speed up the game, if from…
Remember when Dan Shaughnessy was carpooling to work with athletes? Now he can't even get any lousy insider access with Kevin Garnett. [Boston Globe]
There've been a lot of Simpsons games throughout the years, few of them any good. The one that stands the test of…
Vince Young thought about retiring from football a year into his career. Probably wanted to start a Chuck E. Cheese franchise with Eric Crouch. [Larry Brown Sports]
Justin Duchscherer was joking around before his start against the Boston Red Sox: ''I said, 'Those guys don't want…
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who's hoping that Spring will eventually come to Chicago. Not that…
This angle, for which I am ever thankful the morning after, is not the greatest; CBC's camera had a better view,…
What you missed re-creating the chase scene from Space Mutiny...
• NBA: Yeah, well, Boston still hasn't won two…
There once was a man by the name of Stanley, who decided that average trophies were not good enough for hockey…
No, Albert Belle did not qualify for the U.S. Open. Thanks for being curious, though! [Plain Dealer]
What to watch while shopping around for once-in-a-lifetime deals on infants...
• 7:30 p.m. — NASCAR: Nationwide…
This might be hard to believe, but if David Ortiz participated in the Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium this summer, the Yankees would have a problem with him calling his shot. [Boston Globe]
Any mail client has it. Trash can. Deleted items. They all call it something different, but my God, it's right…