With nothing else to do, Joakim Noah goes back to Gainesville, carries around an open container and some marijuana, and attempts to do so without the police knowing. That last part didn't happen successfully. [Chicago Tribune]
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Remember when Dan Shaughnessy was carpooling to work with athletes? Now he can't even get any lousy insider access with Kevin Garnett. [Boston Globe]
Vince Young thought about retiring from football a year into his career. Probably wanted to start a Chuck E. Cheese franchise with Eric Crouch. [Larry Brown Sports]
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No, Albert Belle did not qualify for the U.S. Open. Thanks for being curious, though! [Plain Dealer]
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This might be hard to believe, but if David Ortiz participated in the Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium this summer, the Yankees would have a problem with him calling his shot. [Boston Globe]