May 25 2008
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Scott Dixon, seen here winning an unrelated reace, is your 2008 Indianapolis 500 winner. This makes it 39 years that…
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May 25 2008
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With nothing else to do, Joakim Noah goes back to Gainesville, carries around an open container and some marijuana, and attempts to do so without the police knowing. That last part didn't happen successfully. [Chicago Tribune]
May 25 2008
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What to watch while remodeling Bubble Man's dorm room...
• 5 p.m. — NASCAR: Coca-Cola 600, Concord, North Carolina.…
May 25 2008
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See, old people write things like this: "Methinks, the entire Stanley Cup playoffs have become a delightfully nostalgic kibbutz." Oh, lovable Jerry Green. Never change. [Detroit News]
May 25 2008
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TNT is rhetorically asking who you [points menacingly] want to have their own dedicated camera on for the first…
May 25 2008
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• Cristiano Ronaldo's new girlfriend does all the positions, and all you have to do is take her to parties and give…
May 25 2008
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Keeping with the obliviousness-to-rules motif — hey, it makes us feel better about ourselves — Dallas Cowboys…
May 25 2008
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Hopefully you caught wind of Major League Baseball's new directive to enforce rules that speed up the game, if from…
May 25 2008
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Remember when Dan Shaughnessy was carpooling to work with athletes? Now he can't even get any lousy insider access with Kevin Garnett. [Boston Globe]
May 25 2008
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There've been a lot of Simpsons games throughout the years, few of them any good. The one that stands the test of…
May 25 2008
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Vince Young thought about retiring from football a year into his career. Probably wanted to start a Chuck E. Cheese franchise with Eric Crouch. [Larry Brown Sports]
May 25 2008
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Justin Duchscherer was joking around before his start against the Boston Red Sox: ''I said, 'Those guys don't want…
May 25 2008
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The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who's hoping that Spring will eventually come to Chicago. Not that…
May 25 2008
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This angle, for which I am ever thankful the morning after, is not the greatest; CBC's camera had a better view,…
May 25 2008
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What you missed re-creating the chase scene from Space Mutiny...
• NBA: Yeah, well, Boston still hasn't won two…
May 24 2008
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There once was a man by the name of Stanley, who decided that average trophies were not good enough for hockey…
May 24 2008
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No, Albert Belle did not qualify for the U.S. Open. Thanks for being curious, though! [Plain Dealer]
May 24 2008
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What to watch while shopping around for once-in-a-lifetime deals on infants...
• 7:30 p.m. — NASCAR: Nationwide…
May 24 2008
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This might be hard to believe, but if David Ortiz participated in the Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium this summer, the Yankees would have a problem with him calling his shot. [Boston Globe]
May 24 2008
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Any mail client has it. Trash can. Deleted items. They all call it something different, but my God, it's right…