Soccer Girlfriends Are Easy

• Cristiano Ronaldo's new girlfriend does all the positions, and all you have to do is take her to parties and give her money. [ Unprofessional Foul] • Mike Piazza and Jeff Garcia are twins. And yet they look nothing alike. [ The Big Lead] • When skilled 12-year-old girl basketball players make the boys look bad, it's time to start dropping the ban-anvil. [ SPORTSbyBROOKS] • It's White Sox and Angels tonight. Wait, the White Sox are in first place? [ The Place To Be] • Just when Jon Lester beats his cancer, how his father has it. [ Center Field] • Joe Borowski will return as the closer. Wuh-oh. [ Waiting For Next Year]