Someone Not Named Danica Wins Indy 500

Scott Dixon, seen here winning an unrelated reace, is your 2008 Indianapolis 500 winner. This makes it 39 years that the prestigious Brickyard race hasn't been won by either a woman or an Andretti. The New Zealander won his first 500 the year after he lost the IRL championship on the last lap of the last race. Redemption! I guess.

For the Danica Patrick fans out there, she got knocked out in a minor crash in pit row, when Ryan Briscoe tapped her backside a little too hard, causing her to spin and break her rear suspension. That's certainly no way to finish a race, or a date for that matter.

That's all until Tuesday. Enjoy your Memorial Day burger binge, everyone.