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We don't want to be known as some kind of Negative Nellie in the world of sports; we like sunshine and rainbows and all kinds of pretty things that might or might not have tails. We support nice happy stories, like anything involving the Marlins' Dontrelle Willis, whom could very well be the most likable player in the major leagues. And guess what? Dontrelle's getting married this weekend! Good for you, Dontrelle; we hear your new wife will have a ready-made cheering section waiting for her, where she will immediately be surrounded by Botox women with glossy fingernails, filling her head with stories about how you're cheating on her every night on the road. Sounds fun, right?

Anyway: If you want to show your support for Dontrelle's upcoming nuptials, he is registered online at Macy's (Vera Wang gravy boats still available!) and Crate And Barrel (we like the Hudson Double Old-Fashioned wine glasses, ourselves). You might not have received an invite to the shindig, but that doesn't mean you don't wish the guy well.


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