By The End Of Last Night's Loss To Washington, Eli Manning Was A Spaced-Out Zombie
The Washington Redskins held on for a 17-16 home win over the Giants last night in a win that had team owner and legendary shitweasel Dan Snyder claiming " I hate those motherfuckers."
Eli Manning had an especially pooch-screwing game, with a modest 280-yard and one-touchdown night loudly punctuated by a handful of drops, overthrows, and break-ups. It left him, in the end, feeling a bit undead.
But wait! There's more!
Because derpfaces are fun, here's Manning attempting to blink, slowed down to 1% of its original speed.
This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music. This video features " Pile On The Hangover" by The Rugburns. See previous episodes here.


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