Cris Carter, Lame Dad Who Doesn't Know What Dabbing Is, Defines Dabbing
Okay, so we’re now into the third day of talking about Cam Newton dabbin’ on dem folk and this morning on Mike and Mike, Mike Greenberg and Cris Carter discussed what dabbing is. Greenberg, a lame dad, wasn’t familiar with the dance, so he asked Carter. Carter, himself a lame dad, wasn’t familiar with the dance either, but he didn’t let that stop him.
“Well the first part you have to do is put your arm up and your elbow up and you put your face into it—that’s called bapping, okay?” Carter said. “Kendrick Lamar, a lot of other people, Drake—everyone is doing it, okay?
“Now at the end, they do a little C or something to add a little stuff to it.”
This is great. Lame dads are the best.
[ESPN]
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