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For Deep Insight Into The True Nature Of The Virtue-Moir Relationship, Watch Them Be Forced To Watch A Montage Of Their Life Together

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Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir, the greatest ice dancers of all-time, spent the Olympics erotically wiggling together on the ice and winning the gold medal with a world-record score before denying that any sort of fucking was going on. There’s a certain, um, electricity to their interactions, even if they nixed the face sitting trick from their routine. The already-perfect fanfic fodder is only being stoked by quotes like, “We don’t have to fake the feeling of looking into each other’s eyes and feeling something.” And now that the Canadian women’s curling team is out of medal contention, what else are people going to talk about?


Anyway, to celebrate the win, CBC brought Virtue and Moir in studio to play them a soaring four-minute montage, all while filming them squirm next to each other. They loved it!

Do Tumblr live reads next, CBC.

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