Gaah! Michael Strahan's Fingers Will Haunt Your Dreams

Given the nature of our content this week, we were looking for videos of golden retriever puppies prancing about in a field to end the day here, but then we came across this, and we decided to horrify you once again. It's no secret that Michael Strahan (and plenty of other pro football players) suffer from mangled hand syndrome; it's just a surprise to see the mangled hand so prominently displayed in a grocery store advertisement for Vaseline.

But we're glad that Strahan (and Vaseline?) is happy with his body just the way it is. Own that mangled hand, Mike.

[ Reddit]

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