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Harry The Hawk Crotched Himself

That ugly-ass Hawks-Celtics game was only made less painful to watch by an unfortunate pratfall from Atlanta’s mascot, who will not be fertilizing eggs anytime soon. Keep an eye on Harry’s tightrope routine at the bottom of the screen:


And here’s your alternate angle.

Fitting, because you would have been better served watching old episodes of America’s Funniest Home Videos than that game.

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