Ladies And Gentlemen, Here's Your First Dong Of The World Cup
Well, here's a soccer dong. It's Jordan Ayew's, and flopped around a bit after he got his shorts pulled.
Our colleagues at Gawker.com think it kinda looks like a six-inch, wrapped Subway sandwich, which seems about right.
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