A representative for Marcus Jordan says this is neither Jordan's tweet nor his dick. Some language in the post has been changed since its original publication.
A Twitter account associated with one Marcus Jordan, son of Michael and erstwhile impetus for apparel company switches and Las Vegas celebrant, sent out a picture of a penis last night. That's not the funny part.
Here, via a tipster, is that picture. It's tiny! (The picture, in this NSFW screengrab.)
Obviously, it was deleted rather swiftly. But @SASBMJ created a story arc for the dick pic by acknowledging the error in another since-deleted tweet.
Happily, the account has now returned to life as usual.
I love the "Anyway."
Update: Jordan says he was hacked.
h/t to Richie
Photo: Phelan M. Ebenhack/AP