Painting The Inside Corner

• We don't trust anything that bleeds for eight innings and doesn't die. • Michael Jordan, enjoying himself. • Michael Vick loves all of God's creatures. Well, the ones that win, anyway. • Goodbye, David Halberstam. • Does LAT health insurance cover this? • Seriously, kid, walk it off. • Alex Rodriguez, making new friends. • Rising up ESPN's draft boards! • The Braves will gladly charge your 25 percent interest to watch Brian McCann. • When we realize Bonds is going to break the record, we consider doing the same thing. • Here's the story "Baseball Tonight" was happy to swipe. • Your ESPN fantasy team name must be clean. • Dance, LeBron, Dance. • Woo NASCAR! • Admit it: You'll be scared if the Browns win the Super Bowl, won't you? • Don't kiss the refs. • Sunday is the day.

All right, enjoy The Mighty MJD and Mike Tanier from Football Outsiders around here this weekend. We'll be back Monday, tanned, rested and ready. Be safe.