Pat Burrell's Vaunted Bat May Actually Be Made Of Maple, Porn Star Says
No idea who Sophia Rossi is, but she's apparently slept with a lot of people. Like Tommy Lee, for instance. Oh, and ex-Phillie (sniffle) Pat Burrell, who she wasn't too impressed with.
Rossi popped on the Howard Stern this morning to mostly talk about banging people, since that is her area of expertise. Once she started rattling off her long list of non-work-related conquests, Burrell's name came up and she summed up their experience this way: "He was immature."
Now, it's not entirely clear what Rossi meant by that statement — he made fart noises in his armpits during intercourse? he lacks the ability to grow facial hair? — but in this context she seems to imply that Pat's reputation as a fire-snorting sex stallion might be a tad overblown.
Then again, we've all heard stories about Burrell's sexual maturity before("Mind if I take care of business?").
Perhaps he was just having an off night. Happens to everyone.
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