The Knicks had a wholly shit Christmas, and Carmelo let us see exactly how he felt about it, which was... Sleepy? Disdainful? The defeated yet removed seething of a man who has an opt-out clause coming up? (Maybe he was simply peeing his pants.)

Now it's your turn. You know the routine. Just leave your Photoshop entry in the comments. We'll post some of the best on Monday. Winner will receive some crap we have lying around the office. To help, we've provided this cutout to get your started.

[UPDATE, 4:22 PM] WARNING: It's too funny for us to want to remove it, but there is a highly NSFW image down in the comments. Scroll at your own peril!