[greets you at the door while wearing a frayed holiday sweater; offers you curdled egg nog]

Today we’re talking about groomzillas, NFL bye weeks, Olive Garden, shitty teams, and more.

Christmas feels incomplete without at least four-to-six partial viewings of A Christmas Story, Bob Clark’s 1983 movie…

This is so good. A reporter in the scrum ahead of tonight’s Raptors-Clippers game thought it would be a good idea to…

The holidays are here. It may not sink in for you until you’ve heard “Silver Bells” for the umpteenth time at a bar…

1. Mary Bailey

My family only has a few Christmas traditions, among them cinnamon rolls, trips to the dog park, bike rides, and yard…

Kyrie Irving is a man of many strange and poorly constructed takes, and he has never been shy about launching these…

‘Tis the season to get messy.

‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house…
Not a damn thing was ready.

Every year, the Pittsburgh Penguins put out their own version of a holiday classic. This year it’s A Christmas Story,…

This year on Christmas morning, we four adult children will emerge from our various haphazard sleeping situations, my…

Tastefulness. It has no place when celebrating the holiday season, but some people just can’t fucking help themselves.…

I got more Star Wars takes before we get into your letters. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna spoil anything, but I watched The…

Last weekend, Santa made a preseason appearance at the Tampa Bay Beach Bums Operation Santa Charity Volleyball…

Some would have you believe that Christmas is over. But is it? Yes. But how was it?

I just walked by a grocery store with a sign in the window saying they would be open until 6:30 p.m. on Christmas.…

Here we have a legitimately captivating video in which the makers of Epic Battle Simulator (video games are good)…

Before we get into the Funbag, some basic housecleaning: There will NOT be a Funbag next week. Go watch a movie, or…

This is Gary. Say hi to Gary. Merry Christmas Gary, you trashcat (his words, not mine, although I’d use the same words).