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Dead Letters: "You're A Fucking Idiot. Good Luck To You And Your Idiocy."
Welcome back to Dead Letters, the feature in which we reprint our favorite fan mail from throughout the week. It's like Deleted Scenes, but without all the scuzz money. We should take this moment to remind you that all emails to Deadspin and its editors are on the record unless otherwise specified. ...

Deadspin Up All Night: Let Me Tell You A Story
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Erik will be here later. Oh, look, there's some football in addition to all that baseball. Fun....

Deadspin Up All Night: Home Stretch
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Tim and Erik will be your evening guides for the action and the MACtion....

As If Being Arrested For DUI While Riding A Horse Weren't Bad Enough, The Cops Found His Moonshine
Lexington, Kentucky. Home to basketball, bluegrass, bourbon, and—strangely—the best Cuban sandwich I've ever eaten. It's also home to horses, some of which are people's modes of transportation. When a man found himself running afoul of Johnny Law while atop his steed, it seems that makes it a story...

Tuesday Night Fights: The Iron Sheik Sees Mexican People While Watching A Sarajevo Street Brawl
Welcome to Tuesday Night Fights, a weekly celebration and analysis of street-fight videos found on YouTube. Tonight's fisticuffs: "Masovna tuca navijaca Maribora i Zeljeznicara u Sarajevu! 24.07.2012." Tonight's commentator: The Iron Sheik, former tag-team partner of Volkoff, greatest Iranian of a...

Deadspin Up All Night: You Could Be My Intern
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Quite frankly, there's only some baseball and WNBA on tonight, but talk about what you please. Erik will be here....

Yunel Escobar Used The "I Know Gay People And They Weren't Offended" Defense During Today's Ill-Advised Presser
The Blue Jays suspended Yunel Escobar three games for his "Tu ere maricón" stunt Saturday, then marched him out in front of the New York press at Yankee Stadium today to face the music about why he did such a thing....

Steve Sabol, President Of NFL Films, Is Dead
Steve Sabol, the president of NFL Films, died today following an 18-month battle with brain cancer. He was 69. Sabol took over NFL Films from his father, Ed, who founded the company in 1962, and he won over 40 Emmys. Sabol will likely be remembered for his company's many sports broadcasting innova...

Deadspin Up All Night: 100 Yard Dash
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Treat yourself to a Negra Modelo and some Monday Night Football tonight. Sean will be here to watch the game with you....

Deadspin Up All Night: Stay With Us
Well, that was certainly a day. There's a lot of action still to come with the dickhead-off between Schwartz and Harbaugh just about underway on NBC. We'll be around and hope you are, too....

How To Make A Salad That Doesn't Suck: A Guide For The Nutritionally Unvirtuous
Even the more willing salad-eaters among us tend to think of salad as the culinary equivalent of floss, i.e. as a depressing incarnation of grim, miserable healthfulness wagging a finger of admonishment from the most boring sector of the table. At family functions, you scoop some onto your plate wit...

Deadspin Up All Night: Walking Right Up To The Cars
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Things are still happening all over the place and Sam's on West Coast time, so expect to hear some more from us. Tomorrow: Sean, Tim, me, the world....

Your College Football Master Schedule: September 15
Schedule via and cross-referenced with. If you spot any errors, let us know below. Conferences reflect home teams. Ranked teams bold; rankings from the USA Today Coaches Poll. Times (EST)....

Deadspin Up All Night: Couldn't Care Less
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Tim will be around all weekend, and Sam, Isaac, and Sean will be hanging with him. Brace yourselves: There's a hockey lockout a comin'....

Cockblocked By An Anal Fistula!
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go....

Dead Letters: "Do I Look Like A Fucking Hipster, You Dysfunctional Shit Noodle????"
Subject: Full Disclousre:...

Deadspin Up All Night: Built To Thrill
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Erik's around tonight. Watch the Bears-Packers game and chat about it here....

Deadspin Up All Night: Can't Hear You
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Erik's on deck tonight if there's anything you need to know about anything that's going on....

Hey, America, Don't Let Your Children Shit At Restaurant Tables
Here's a fun little news item: a Utah woman named Kimberley Decker took her kids out to eat and snapped a photo of a nearby family toilet-training their kids right at the dinner table. Instead of having their kids sit on booster seats, the mother had them sitting on portable toilets, so that they co...
