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Leftovers: No Mas
• Injury forces WBC champ Klitschko to retire, HBO to air 4 extra hours of "Six Feet Under." [Flying Ass Monkey] Bill Simmons profiled in the Baltimore Sun. Good: All kinds of hints that he'll leave ESPN someday. Bad: The author keeps calling him a "blogger." Ugly: Compared to both Hunter S. Thompso...
Leftovers: You're My Angel, You're My Everything
• Meanwhile, in non-machete attack news, Angels' Colon wins A.L. Cy Young Award. [6-4-2] • Chuck Klosterman now writing for Page 2. Wonder whose idea that was. [ESPN Page 2] • Root for the Boot: Piazza may play for Italy in World Games. [Baseball Musings] • Bang the oil drum slowly: Rudd to retire f...
Leftovers: Youth is Served
• A's Huston Street, Phillies' Ryan Howard take AL, NL Rookie of the Year honors. Parents immediately buy "My Son is Rookie of the Year" bumper stickers. [MLB.com] • Man U. ends Chelsea's 40-match unbeaten streak, which probably doesn't mean much to you unless you like warm beer. [The Globe And Mail...
Leftovers: Spackler Makes His Move
• Bill Murray offers GM job to Theo Epstein. Then he awakes the next morning and offers him the job again. Then again ... [Chowdaheads] • Ali "may have only months to live." Please don't go and leave us with just Tyson and Larry Holmes ... [This Is London] • Favre may not return if Packers fire Sher...
Leftovers: Just Call Me Angel In The Morning, Angel
• Angels eye 3-way for Manny Ramirez. We would advise against it. [6-4-2] • Browns Reuben Droughens apologizes for DUI arrest. We accept. [Sunday Story] • Benson on Baton Rouge: "I will not return!" Wow, dramatic. [Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer] • Roland Martin retires from pro bass fishing. What does...
Leftovers: Cardinal Chooses New Pope
• Bill Walsh named interim AD at Stanford. [San Francisco Chronicle] • Terrell Davis suing hotel, claiming he was roughed up at an after-Emmys party. Didn't we read about something similar in Grapes of Wrath? [Defamer] • T.O. injured, again. May miss Redskins game. That is all your T.O. news for tod...
Leftovers: No Juice For You!
• Sen. John McCain getting all Inspector Javert over this steroids issue. [RxSN Baseball] • Busch leaving Rousch, heading for Penske. It's a NASCAR thing, you wouldn't understand. [NASCAR Nextel Cup Racing] • North, South Korea to unify for '08 Olympics. Now to work on North and South Dakota becomin...
Leftovers: Curse of the St. Louis Rams
• Caution: Coaching this team may be harmful to your health. Rams interim coach Vitt has angioplasty. [STL Today] • Daunte Culpepper out for season after tearing pretty much ever "CL" you can. [KARE] • Unsolved mysteries: Who ratted out Rick Neuheisel? [MSNBC] • NFL won't punish Benson for his Kenny...
Leftovers: Devil Worship
• Duke No. 1 in preseason coaches poll, decide to quit while they're ahead. [The Mighty MJD] • Director: Tour de France better off without Armstrong. What? A testy Frenchman? Hard to believe. [Epic Riding, Epic Writing] • NHL: Todd Bertuzzi Night in Denver — all fans wearing prison garb got in half ...
Leftovers: Illegal Procedure, God, 15 Yards
• Two Eagles criticized for evangelizing at school — made to sit inside during recess. [Philly.com] • How to defend against the two-minute offense, and the ACLU — NM State FB coach Hal Mumme accused of harassment. [And All That Implies ...] • IOC says no to women's boxing, and also no to elephant po...
Leftovers: Wait, We Thought It Was Dime BAG. Sorry.
• Big 10-years-of-NBA-madness issue of hoops mag Dime hits the streets. We like it, so here it is. [DimeMag] • Bobby Valentine conquers Japan, wants U.S. next. [Japundit] • Testaverde gets vote of confidence from Jets' coach Edwards. Poor guy. [Hartford Courant] • Arsenal's Henry: ban racist fans....
Leftovers: Cops, Uncensored
• We are shocked to learn that Tonya Harding got into a fight with her boyfriend, and that someone was arrested. [Towleroad] • Saints fans, all seven of them, blast Benson for disloyalty. [Freep] • NBA fans surprised that longtime No. 2 man Granik is leaving, because they had no idea who he was. [B-...
Leftovers: Saints Fans Got The Blues
• Report: Los Angeles Saints in our future. Can't wait. [The Scores Report] • Got Controversy? MLB not amused by milk/steroids ad. [Straight Cash, Homey] • Packers' fans in mourning, and a few fantasy football players aren't too thrilled either: Ahman Green out for the season. [Mr. Critic] • Texas s...
Leftovers: $%&#!&! Edition
• Atlanta Thrashers coach in obscenity filled tirade, which is always fun. [The Walking Wizard] • Tommy Maddox's kids taunted on the school bus for dad's sucky play for Steelers. Now that's a tough football town. [Stepping Stones] • Senators-Panthers postponed due to high wind, flying cows. [Newsday...
Leftovers: Hurricane Edition
• Chiefs-Dolphins move game to avoid Hurricane Wilma, although seeing Ricky Williams picked up and twirled in a funnel would have been cool. [Bruno Boys] • Join the club: New Orleans mayor blasts Saints owner. [El Buzzard] • Girardi takes over Marlins just as Mother Nature tries to warn him of impen...
Leftovers: Sleepful In Seattle
• Hard times in Seattle: Hamlin stable, police investigate slaying. [Seahawks Insider] • Classic Maneuver: Pedro Martinez wants to play for Dominican Republic. [MLB.com] • Report: Girardi to become Marlins manager. If the hurricanes subside by spring training. [Marlins Nation] • Please, nobody play ...
Leftovers: Rock the Cradle
• A.C. Milan signs 9-year-old, announces TV deal with Cartoon Network. [The Cult Of Maldini • CSI: Eden Prairie: Woman sues Vikings' Smith for sexual assault. [Minneapolis Star-Tribune] • It's official: NBA has a dress code. Now to tackle that rampant jaywalking problem. [Daily Sports News] • Arkans...
Leftovers: The Girls Are Pissed
• Wei disqualified from Samsung — SI reporter narced. [Those Bastards!] • Danica confronts driver after Toyota Indy 400 crash, goes all Tonya Harding on him. [Flash Of Genius] • South Side goes nuts over White Sox — in other words, another typical day. [Steve Scott's Blog] • Vikings hire former FBI ...
Leftovers: Orel Report
• A's may be talking to Hershiser about manager position. Then again, it could all just be an episode of "Punk'd." [Athletics Nation] • Harding-Kerrigan saga becomes an opera. But then, it always was. [Media Relations] • LeBron hospitalized with muscle pain in, as Woody Allen would say, his chestal ...
Leftovers: Pack Up Your Crap and Get Out
• NC State basketball player Gavin Grant may be deported. And yet Yakov Smirnoff continues to thrive here. [SportzAssassin] • Perlozzo loses interim tag, made permanent manager of Orioles. That'll teach him. [Beltway Sports Beat] • Mike Krzyzewski to lead '08 Olympic team. We assume in basketball. [...