Leftovers: No Mas

• Injury forces WBC champ Klitschko to retire, HBO to air 4 extra hours of "Six Feet Under." [ Flying Ass Monkey] Bill Simmons profiled in the Baltimore Sun. Good: All kinds of hints that he'll leave ESPN someday. Bad: The author keeps calling him a "blogger." Ugly: Compared to both Hunter S. Thompson and Terrell Owens. Angry Place: According to Bill, that's what the Internet is. [ Baltimore Sun] • Omar Minaya would not trade his family for Manny Ramirez. That's reassuring. [ NY Times] • Red Sox broadcaster Jerry Remy's son arrested for beating his girlfriend. [ YAYSports!] • Keon Clark might be the most entertaining former NBA star on earth. [ Toronto Star] • Kraft family wants to buy Liverpool soccer team, possibly name them "Liverputians." [ Du Nord] • Rose Jr. allowed into family's hall of fame. [ Cincinnati Post] • Another tragic school penis-slapping incident. Quote from father: "We just want to put it behind us." [ Sedalia Democrat]