Leftovers: You're My Angel, You're My Everything

• Meanwhile, in non-machete attack news, Angels' Colon wins A.L. Cy Young Award. [ 6-4-2] • Chuck Klosterman now writing for Page 2. Wonder whose idea that was. [ ESPN Page 2] • Root for the Boot: Piazza may play for Italy in World Games. [ Baseball Musings] • Bang the oil drum slowly: Rudd to retire from NASCAR after 31 seasons. [ Inside Track] • We are shocked, shocked to learn that Rose Jr. pleaded guilty to drug charge. [ Shots In The Dark]