Leftovers: ER Edition

• Doc tells McNabb to have surgery now, then writes out a prescription no one can read. [ Slasher's Fantasy Report] • Doctor: Americans like lesbians, it seems. [ MSNBC] • O's Todd Williams arrested after crash with a blood alcohol level that would drop a gnu. [ Tampa Bay's 10] • You didn't hear it from us, but Mets apparently are set to deal Cameron to Padres. [ Mets Blog] • Moss advises Raiders to avoid T.O., avoid swimming for a half an hour after eating. [ The Hater Nation]