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Little Caesars and the NFL together, as they know what their customers want
There will be no more Craig Robinson and JuJu Smith-Schuster Super Bowl pizza commercials. Because the NFL feels the need to let the world know that they have an official sponsor for everything whether it be pizza, beer, or tablets that Tom Brady smashes into pieces....
It runs in the family
Say what you will about NIL — you can’t deny it’s giving the world some incredible content. Legendary golfer John Daly’s son, 18-year-old John Daly II, has officially inked a sponsorship deal with Hooters, and gave us the most incredible statement of all time:...
Joe Burrow: Cincinnati is too boring to get COVID
As COVID wipes out swaths of NFL rosters throughout the country, Cincinnati QB Joe Burrow has offered up his theory on how the Bengals have stayed relatively healthy during this time. No, not extra testing or vaccine mandates — it’s literally just that Cincinnati is, well, boring....
Browns fold in fourth like a restaurant napkin as Patrick Mahomes rescues his JV-level defense
The Browns are one of the most talented teams in the NFL from top to bottom....
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Kevin Durant: Solo artist

Kevin Durant: Solo artist

Wed Jun 16 2021
Here are your Idiots for the month of February

Here are your Idiots for the month of February

Mon Mar 01 2021
There Are Only Two Acceptable Wedding Dress Codes

There Are Only Two Acceptable Wedding Dress Codes

Tue Oct 29 2019
If You’re Defending Tom Brady’s Cheap Martyr Routine, You’re Fucking Pathetic

If You’re Defending Tom Brady’s Cheap Martyr Routine, You’re Fucking Pathetic

Tue Oct 22 2019
Cardinals Manager Mike Fucking Shildt Gets All Fucking Riled Up After Beating The Fucking Braves

Cardinals Manager Mike Fucking Shildt Gets All Fucking Riled Up After Beating The Fucking Braves

Thu Oct 10 2019
You’re Not An Owner

You’re Not An Owner

Thu Oct 03 2019
Shut Up With "LETTT’SSSS GOOOOOOO" Already

Shut Up With "LETTT’SSSS GOOOOOOO" Already

Tue Aug 20 2019
Aaron Boone Explains What It Means To Be A Fucking Savage In That Fucking Box

Aaron Boone Explains What It Means To Be A Fucking Savage In That Fucking Box

Fri Jul 19 2019
God Man, Fuck You Bret Stephens

God Man, Fuck You Bret Stephens

Mon Jul 01 2019
Google's Smart Compose Is Shitty And Definitely Evil

Google's Smart Compose Is Shitty And Definitely Evil

Thu Jun 13 2019
The Worst People Win Again

The Worst People Win Again

Mon Feb 04 2019
Please Stop Praising The Idiot Football Men For Dressing
Poorly In Cold Weather<em></em>

Please Stop Praising The Idiot Football Men For Dressing Poorly In Cold Weather<em></em>

Wed Jan 30 2019
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