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Week 10 NFL Takeaways: A few star players shined light on the entire leagueYesterday was most certainly not the most entertaining Sunday of NFL games ever played....

The MLB has reached critical stupidity with these new baseballsRemember when the NBA tried new basketballs, and the response was so overwhelmingly negative that the league switched back to the old balls midseason? If you fall into the Venn diagram of baseball and basketball fans, you probably recall this story, but if you’re strictly a baseball person, what hap...

Yes, that was a dildo on the field in Buffalo… againThe question is not really so much who brings a dildo to a football game. People bring things to places. Maybe it’s a good-luck dildo. That’s really your own business, although it could be the business of Buffalo’s stadium, whose rules prohibit many items from the premises, among them:...

This Is Too Many Stuffed Toys

I liked stuffed toys. I had a bunch when I was little and despite being 35, I still have Doggy—a stuffed toy that is older than I am, and which is missing its nose and one eye, and also may actually be a rabbit. I had to learn to sew to re-attach Doggy’s head recently....

Is This The Dildo Thrown Onto The Field Yesterday By A Bills Fan? [Update: Yes, It Is]

Multiple sources have provided Deadspin with images of a marital aid that is purportedly the dildo thrown onto the field during yesterday’s Patriots-Bills game in Buffalo....

Dildo Thrown On Field [Update]

A dildo was thrown onto the field during today’s Patriots-Bills game, because Buffalo. Update: Here’s how the official removed the dildo from the field:...

Bastian Schweinsteiger To Sue Company Making Nazi Soldier Toy That Looks Like Him

On left side of the picture above, we have Bastian Schweinsteiger, Germany captain and Manchester United midfielder. On the right is “Bastian,” a Chinese toy company’s newest Nazi soldier in its WWII collection. You can probably understand why the real Bastian is a little upset....

Chainsaws 101: How To Safely Operate A Murdertoy

Winter is full of creaking trees and crackling fires, which are reasonable enough excuses to buy a chainsaw. You'll want a reasonable excuse, because it's passé to admit that these things are a shocking amount of dangerous fun....