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Only A Matter Of Time Before This Becomes An Olympic Sport, You Know
It is at once Carl Monday's worst nightmare, and everyone else's dream come true. On August 5, hundreds of people will gather in a hall in central London to, um, pleasure themselves for charity. We only wish we were kidding about the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon," in which contestants — both men ...
That Ref Is Not A Pirate; He's Just Blind
We don't ask much of referees in our sports: They should be fair, they should try to avoid taking away from the action on the field, they should, in a pinch, be able to prance around a bit. And, not to be a stickler, it would be nice if they had two working eyes....
Man, This Stadium Sucks
Well, we have to say, we didn't exactly expect our first game at the new Busch Stadium to have the feel of a U.S.-Japan World Cup Softball Game. By the fourth inning of the Cardinals' 15-3 loss to the Braves, we were roaming the park freely, searching for cracks in the woodwork and doing anything ...
Leftovers: The Teflon Giambi
• Jason Giambi speaks, can't believe he's sneaked out of this scot-free. [SI.com] • Barbaro update: Still alive! [Louisville Courier-Journal] • Uh, Peter May seems to not be paying much attention of at that Boston Globe place. [Boston Sports Media] • Is this Carl Monday's college yearbook? Somebody ...
Tahoe Celebrity Golf; A Look Back
Deadspin associate editor Rick Chandler has just returned from the American Century Championship celebrity golf tournament at Stateline, Nev., which ended on Sunday. Above all else, he would like to report that actor Bruce McGill is a swell guy who bought us drinks, and tells amusing Animal House ...
LeftoverDome, Part II...
• A look back at the Mets first half, comparing various Mets to musical acts. [Misery Loves Company: Two Guys Watch Baseball] • Finally, Barbaro speaks up and acknowledges the fans who have written him. [The Big Picture] • A homemade commercial for Super Tecmo Bowl. I have a great appreciation for t...
LeftoverDome, Part I...
• A chilling prediction for the NBA's Future: LeBron James and Dwyane Wade as New York Knicks. [EndScore] • A look at the MLB All-Star Game of 20 years ago. I hate to be one of those "the old days were so much better" guys, but... well, it seems like they were better. [No Mas] • The Top Five black c...
Marco Materazzi Is Not The Worst Guy In Italian Soccer
The gigantic Italian soccer scandal has finally reached a resolution, with the Italian Football Federsation's prosecutor ruling that three clubs, Juventus, Fiorentina, and Lazio, will be demoted from Italian Serie A to Serie B. And another team, AC Milan, will be starting next season with a fiftee...
For Your Sunday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...
1:00, ESPN. Softball. Japan vs. United States. Is there any way we could just impose the mercy rule before the game starts? 1:00, NBC. Action Sports. Dew Action Sports Tour, Right Guard Open, Day 2. Shaun White was outstanding in yesterday's Vert Finals. I don't know what that means. 1:00, CBS. Cy...
LeftoverDome...
• Remember those United Way commercials featuring Steve Largent, and his son Kramer, who had spina bifida? Well, Kramer's not doing so well. But it's not what you might think. [Seattleast] • Any blog post entitled "Fuzzy Zoeller is still an asshole" is okay with me. [Talking To Nobody] • Pat Neshek,...
For Your Saturday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...
1:00, Fox. MLB. White Sox @ Yankees, or Dodgers @ Cardinals. Find your game here. 1:30, CSTV. Lacrosse. World Championship, Canada vs. Iroquois Nationals. The Iroquois Nationals are the only Native American team sanctioned to compete in any sport internationally. See, you learned something today. ...
Week In Deadspin: Sexagenarians, Headbutts And Bears, Oh My!
• Get this folks: Danica Patrick needs to occasionally use a tampon! No way! • MIke Cooper is sentenced and Deadspin is THERE! • Sigh. Another Rocky movie. • Hey, rugby players have to pee too! • Rick Chandler is having tons of fun in Tahoe. • Zinedine Zidane had a somewhat busy week. • It's your ...
Leftovers: Mark Eaton's Bad Day
• The story behind that Howard Stern/ESPN/Steve Bartman prank. [Bad Idea Blue Jeans] • That's all for Bruce Arena. [U.S. Soccer] • Maxim and CBS Sportsline .. two great tastes that taste great together. [FishbowlNY] • It's obvious the ESPN personalities Bill Simmons wants to punch are the Sklar brot...
Baby You Can Sign My Card
Deadspin associate editor Rick Chandler is at the American Century Championship celebrity golf tournament at Stateline, Nev., this week. He is not considered one of the celebrities. In fact, he has been called a wuss by Scott Hamilton. Here is the second of today's two reports....
Cultural Oddsmaker: Death Becomes Them
A.J. Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Send him all kinds of fan mail....
Who's Afraid Of A Large Black Man?
Deadspin associate editor Rick Chandler is at the American Century Championship celebrity golf tournament at Stateline, Nev., this week. He is not considered one of the celebrities; in fact, at the clubhouse entrance Drew Brees handed Chandler a claim check and said "It's a blue Lexus." This is th...
Leftovers: "When She Said She Was Gonna, Like, Wreck My Car ... I Didn't Know What To Do"
• Not looking good for Barbaro, folks. [New York Times] • Pac-Man Jones is showing Vince Young the ropes this summer. What could possibly go wrong? [The Hater Nation] • What's a Thursday without a Jheri Curl post? [Joe Sports Fan] • The Raiders are always so much fun. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]...
Run, You Stupid Linebacker, RUN!
Just to be clear on this, if some guy stabbed us, in a bowling alley or elsewhere, we would never stop crying. We're a bleeder. We would wail and scream and whine and plead and any other verb that connotes sniveling wimpdom....
You're With Me, Tahoe
Deadspin associate editor Rick Chandler is at the American Century Championship celebrity golf tournament at Stateline, Nev., this week. He is not considered one of the celebrities. In fact, Lou Holtz made Chandler fetch him an Aquafina. Here is his report....
TBS Knows Baseball, ESPN Hopes Not To Forget
So we're a day late on this, but we wanted to make sure we had all the details correct. As menacingly pointed out during the All-Star Game, FOX has re-upped for the rights to the World Series, Saturday games and one LCS for the next seven years. For Joe Buck and Tim McCarver haters, this is bad ne...