Warren Sapp and the NFL Network have been dutifully broadcasting from the NFL Combine, breaking down players—including Sheldon Richardson above—working out for NFL teams.

Some talent evaluators are cut from a different cloth, they want to know about things like consistency and explosiveness. They want to know if Barkevious Mingo really has a mean streak? Or, what was Zach Ertz's 40 time like? Will he be able to get a clean release against NFL defenders?

All Warren Sapp wants to know is if a guy jumps off the screen like a turd in a punchbowl.