Warren Sapp Will Draft You If You "Jump Off The Screen Like A Turd In A Punch Bowl"

Warren Sapp and the NFL Network have been dutifully broadcasting from the NFL Combine, breaking down players—including Sheldon Richardson above—working out for NFL teams.

Some talent evaluators are cut from a different cloth, they want to know about things like consistency and explosiveness. They want to know if Barkevious Mingo really has a mean streak? Or, what was Zach Ertz's 40 time like? Will he be able to get a clean release against NFL defenders?

All Warren Sapp wants to know is if a guy jumps off the screen like a turd in a punchbowl.