Dear Injury Gods,

Please do not take Yasiel Puig away from me. Take Howie Kendrick, or Carl Crawford, or literally any other player besides Puig. I confess that I haven’t been as devout a baseball fan as you’d like, but Yasiel Puig is my favorite player and like 30 percent of the non-work related reasons I watch games. I would like to be able to watch him do things like this and this and this and this and this, and if I cannot I will be sad.

Love,
Kevin

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(It appears that Puig will be just fine.)


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