Yasiel Puig Leaves Exhibition Game After Outfield Collision

Dear Injury Gods,

Please do not take Yasiel Puig away from me. Take Howie Kendrick, or Carl Crawford, or literally any other player besides Puig. I confess that I haven’t been as devout a baseball fan as you’d like, but Yasiel Puig is my favorite player and like 30 percent of the non-work related reasons I watch games. I would like to be able to watch him do things like this and this and this and this and this, and if I cannot I will be sad. Love, Kevin

(It appears that Puig will be just fine.)

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