Lots of hot topics in sports news these days: Steroids. Amphetamines. Racism in the NBA. That thing on Scoop Jackson's lip. But USA Today is keeping us abreast of the hot issues: Native American mascots! The nation's best-selling hotel doormat rips the lid off the Massive, Late-Breaking Controversy. Apparently — get this — there's some debate on college campuses like Illinois, Bradley and Central Michigan as to whether or not it's right to have Aryan frat guys slap some red shoe polish under their eyes and go woo-wooing at center court. This, of course, was a big breaking news story two years ago when The New York Times wrote the story, or five years ago when The Atlantic Monthly wrote the story, or 30 years ago, when Daily Illini staffers resisted the temptation to hang themselves, they were so tired of writing about it. Anyway, if you are the type of person who enjoys playing the same song on the jukebox 10 times in a row, hey, go to it, buy the paper.