It has come to this: People are admitting to taking steroids in order to promote a movie. Bill Romanowski, in an interview with The Rocky Mountain News, shocks absolutely no one by confessing to using steroids. His quote: "It wasn't about illegal. I was doing things that they couldn't test for. As soon as they found out that something could be tested for, I stopped taking it. I didn't want that embarrassment, but I pushed that envelope ethically and morally because if I could take something that would help me perform better and it wasn't on the list, I was going to take it." Romanowski has been named in the BALCO scandal, once destroyed a man's career by punching him in practice and spit on J.J. Stokes on national television. He is now starring in an Adam Sandler movie. Remind us again why steroids don't work?