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May 17, 2005 5:01 PM
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What To Do Tonight Instead of Interacting With Other Humans
Game 5: Indiana Pacers at Detroit Pistons. Seriously, guys, just get in fight. Honestly. We don't mind. Be our guest.
Game 5: Seattle Supersonics at San Antonio Spurs. Ray Allen looks to top that sex scene in He Got Game. Though that would seem impossible.
Florida Marlins at Los Angeles Dodgers. Dontrelle Willis goes for his eighth win; MLB still surprised it has a black fan.
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