Everybody's favorite mainstream stat dweeb Rob Neyer just started off his ESPN chat with this meaty missive:

Happy Tuesday. I've got Elvis Costello's Trust on the player and I'm trying to figure out who's the best foreign-born third baseman in MLB history, but otherwise you'll have my full attention for the next 3600 seconds...

In honor of our friends over at Oddjack: Today's Over/Under On The Year Rob Neyer Lost His Virginity.

We're going with "2002." TOPS.

SportsNation Chat [ESPN.com] (Remember to move your mouse around so the animated Dan Shanoff's eyeballs follow your cursor around. We entertain ourselves for hours with this.)