What to watch as those Queer Eye guys attempt to make you somewhat less repulsive ...
· Rockies at Giants. Look, if one of you isn't above .500 by Aug. 15, we're cancelling the NL West.
· Hobbit boxing (some call it the featherweight division): Ramirez vs. Smalls.
· WNBA: Connecticut Suns at NY Liberty. To play in this league is the dream of every young girl — and an estimated one of 10 young boys.

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