Ozzie Guillen, Sexual Profiler


According to resident no-fun-guy Rick Morrissey at the Chicago Tribune, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen might be a little too loosey-goosey with how he jokes around with his friends.

This is what the White Sox manager said Monday:

"Hey, everybody, this guy's a homosexual! He's a child molester!"

OK, deep breath. Where to begin?

Oh, Guillen manages in Chicago; he was probably just talking about R. Kelly.

Guillen's Words Miss Mark