We won't lie: We'd totally watch this movie. According to Newsday, Oliver Stone (of course) is doing a movie about "a steroid conspiracy, and he has met with whistleblabber Jose Canseco to be a part of the project. Stone, whose Troy flopped and is supposedly working on a 9/11 movie with Nicolas Cage next, would not confirm the meeting, and we doubt Canseco would even remember it, if someone thought to ask.

The movie will be "considered fiction." Yeah, just like JFK, Nixon and "Juiced."

Canseco's Oliver Twist [Newsday]

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