Just about two months after being arrested for throwing his wife from their car — it was his second arrest for spousal abuse within a year — Dolphins tight end Randy McMichael has pleaded out, accepting a misdemeanor of "trespassing," on his wife, in a similar way that Jason Christensen "trespassed" on Barry Bonds. Amusingly enough, the trespassing charge was not actually for the dragging of his recently pregnant wife, but in fact for scratching up a car in the Waffle House parking lot.
All right. We know what you really want to know. Fine: The NFL hasn't decided yet on a potential suspension for McMichael, so, sigh, he should be fine for your Week 1 fantasy roster. Go ahead.
McMichael Gets Probation [Sun-Sentinel]
McMichael Gets Early Jump On Training Camp With Wife [Deadspin]