Price For Mustache Rides Drops Dramatically

We can't help but notice something: It has been a bad few days for the mustache. Pittsburgh coach Dave Wannstedt is 0-2 as coach of his alma mater. Orioles steroid pariah Rafael Palmeiro is gonna hide for the rest of the season, probably for the rest of his career. And the patron saint of this, Tom Selleck, hasn't been in a non-TV movie this decade. We are expecting Keith Hernandez to get nailed in some sort of sex scandal — nothing involving cocaine, though, of course not — any minute now.

Another Sorry Chapter In Pitt Era [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]
A Chapter Closed, But More To Palmeiro Story [KC Star]