We're Assuming Lou Pinella Stayed Home

What happens when you put actor Charlie Sheen, professional assbag Rob Dibble and a plethora of porn stars in a room together? Oh, did we mention the year was 1990? You can probably guess: It's a Big Red Orgy! According to Dibble in FHM magazine, notorious baseball fan Sheen "entertained" that Reds team with porn stars at his California home. Quoth Dibble:

"During our championship season in 1990, Charlie Sheen threw us a couple of parties at his Malibu house. He spent over $50,000 - all of it on strippers, hookers and porn stars. For one party, he sent limos to pick us up from Dodger Stadium. I actually blew the save that night. I like having fun, but this was a freak show. I saw one of my fat, ugly teammates having sex with this beautiful porn star in a Jacuzzi.

Hmm. Let's see. Paul O'Neill? Eric Davis? Billy Hatcher? Naw: We're guessing Chris Sabo. Sabes!

By the way, this is Rob Dibble, if you were wondering what that taste in the back of your throat was.

Sheen Treated Baseball Team To Hookers [Contact Music]
1990 Cincinnati Reds [Baseball Reference]