• Um, why exactly would a political candidate want Rod Strickland to endorse him? [True Hoop]
• Allen Iverson wearing a Jason Witten jersey. That's kind of making our brain itch a little. [Philadelphia Will Do]
• If ESPN's going to give us a story about Matt Leinart's god-like status at USC, they need some freaking stripper stories, dammit. [Sports Frog]
• It is impossible to defeat the Men of Troy, and the gods laugh at those who would even consider such a foolish endeavor. [Sporting Fools]
• As a practical joke, someone should just make a goalpost out of Jell-O sometime. That would be funny to watch. [Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer]