What to watch as as a giant, mysterious black monolith appears in your front yard ...
MLB: Yankees at Red Sox. A good, old-fashioned rivalry, simple and pure, the way it was meant to ... hey! Who threw that frozen malt? [ESPN]
College FB: Pitt at Rutgers. Think of it as a visit to New Jersey without the odd smells. [ESPN2]
PGA: Chrysler Classic of Greensboro. This meeting of the K.J. Choi Fan Club will now come to order. [USA]