About Last Night …

What you missed while organizing an actual dog and pony show ...
• MLB: Red Sox win, Indians lose to settle wild card — and now, finally, you must face the fact that Detroit's season is over.
• MLB: Astros 6, Cubs 4. There are a bunch of former Enron guys in prison cells cheering like crazy right now.
• NFL: Patriots lose, Giants win — Tom Brady's figurative metaphors quit, will now protect Eli Manning.