Chad Johnson's Evil Genius

Fans are still buzzing about Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson's inspired touchdown celebration against the Chicago Bears a couple of weeks ago, in which he aped Michael Flatley's Riverdance routine. Funny, definitely, and certainly original. But was it a quiet, brilliant rip on Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher? A reader writes:

Last week, we all saw chad johnson's "river dance." what most people didn't connect was that bears mlb brian urlacher was recently found to have impregnated the same woman who sued michael "lord of the dance" flatley. so, basically, chad johnson is not only the best receiver in the NFL, but he's also an EVIL GENIUS.

This is true; we even looked it up. If this isn't the reason for Johnson's dance, it should be.

Urlacher Father Of Newborn, Tests Find [Chicago Sun-Times] Johnson Thinking Up More TD Celebrations [Yahoo News]