Now, we're not saying anything about those lingering rumors about former Mets manager Bobby Valentine helping him deal with some "issues" involving a popular veteran journeyman player who Bill Simmons might call being a "bi-curious guy," or his recent career as a producer of terrible teen movies or even not-so-veiled references in NYC alt-weeklies about New York Mets trivia (fourth item down). We're not saying anything about any of it.
We're just saying that this is a picture of Zeile on Jim Rome's "Rome Is Burning" show, and that his hair is very, very pretty. We're not saying we hear rumors about him all time; we're not saying that at all. We're just saying, uh ... go see Dirty Deeds.