Jordan Demands Your Rapt Attention!
This image was lost some time after publication. We haven't heard from Michael Jordan in a while, and Michael Jordan doesn't like it when we haven't heard from him in a while. In a "wide-ranging" interview with "60 Minutes" — for Jordan, "wide-ranging" interviews basically mean there's no actual fellatio shown on screen — Jordan talks to the unfortunately earringed Ed Bradley about his tendency to be "stupid" while gambling, how he could still play in the NBA now if he wanted and even how to properly guard Ed Bradley down in the paint.
We do always enjoy how Jordan pops up every year or so, reminding us that he's Michael Jordan so you BETTER SHOW SOME GODDAMNED RESPECT. How much respect does CBS' official site for "60 Minutes" have for Jordan?
This image was lost some time after publication. We dunno, you tell us.
Oh, by the way, we still believe the suspended-a-year-for-gambling story. Just in case you think we forgot.
Jordan On Gambling: "I Was Stupid" [CBS News]
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