Problem Is, He'd Keep Missing The Ribbon With The Scissors

From famed (and much better at this whole business than we are) New York blogger TMFTML, in response to the news that former quarterback bust Heath Shuler is running for Congress, floats the glorious notion of a Ryan Leaf candidacy.

Honestly, we'd totally vote for him. We'd want Tony Manderich to be the lieutentant governor, Sam Bowie the treasurer, Akili Smith the attorney general, DeSagana Diop the inspector general and Brian Bosworth the comptroller. Actually, we always want DeSagana Diop to be the inspector general.

First And Ten [TMFTML]