While watching Woody Paige dressed up as Elvis on "Cold Pizza" this morning — because he's outrageous! — we decided to filter through our requested submissions for Woody's chalkboard sayings from our readers and thought we present you the best ones. This one might be our favorite, since it reminds the world of Paige's brightest moment.
The best of the rest after the jump. Enjoy.
Woody Paige Sees All [Deadspin]
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