• Boy, do we have some athlete run-in stories for you.
• What's funnier than Jeremy Shockey celebrating way too early? Not much.
• Hey, Michael Irvin and his "friend" had himself an active week. To be fair, we're always getting arrested around Thanksgiving ourselves.
• Hmm ... what's Chad Johnson up to this weekend?
• I - L - L!!!!
• Where all 40 bucks of "Cold Pizza"'s ad dollars are really going.
• Funny, our mom wants us to dump her ashes at a Bed, Bath & Beyond.
• Jake Plummer, Gay Icon.
• A list of all that you might hate about ESPN, and much, much more.
• Well, at least Steven A. Smith didn't make the calls himself.
• You favorite sportswriters, all wrapped up in their binkies.
Oh, and we said goodbye to Oddjack and shamelessly tried to hawk our book, to our own detriment. Have a nice weekend, everyone. Do try and stay out of trouble.