Sometimes, this job is too easy.
The new lineup for ABC's inexplicably successful "Dancing With The Stars" has been announced. And dancing isn't just for Evander Holyfield anymore.
We've mentioned already that Jerry Rice was going to appear on the show. But — and this is where it gets really ugly — that's not all. Also included on the show ... Kenny Mayne!
Yep. Kenny Mayne is going to be on "Dancing With The Stars." There you go.
"Dancing With The Stars" [ABC]
Jerry Rice's Tragic Downward Spiral [Deadspin]