The Trophy Monstrosity
This image was lost some time after publication. Via TrojanWire and Every Day Should Be Saturday, we present the trophy given to the winner of the Fiesta Bowl this year. That's really it. This isn't actual size, but oh, if it were.
It's a bowling trophy as designed by a man taking heavy amounts of hallucinogens, or perhaps basement schlock in the 23rd century.
If Notre Dame wins this trophy, it will have to store it in a basement as an abomination against God. If Ohio State wins it, well, it immediately becomes the tallest building in Columbus. And no matter who wins the Fiesta Bowl, expect this to be unclaimed for a long, long time. And it's gonna take half the offensive line to carry the damned thing anyway.
New Fiesta Bowl Trophy Makes Us Cry [TrojanWire] Why, God, Why? [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
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