National "Title" Pants Party: Longhorns Vs. Trojans


It so rarely happens that even though we obviously need a playoff, it's pretty much impossible not to get excited about tonight's Rose Bowl BCS "title" game between Southern California and Texas. (We still hope the first quarter goes like this.) Hell, it's so exciting even the President was considering stopping by. (And not just to drink with Jenna.)

We don't offer predictions here, because we're always, always wrong. But we will enjoy, and we will be extremely thankful that no woman is related to a Longhorn while dating a Trojan. That's all.

USC Vs. Texas: The First Quarter [Every Day Should Be Saturday]