Well, it's almost noon, and hey: Marcus "New Mexico" Vick hasn't gotten arrested yet today. Good for him!

More details are surfacing about Vick's arrest on Sunday night, and it appears it wasn't about a girl, as had been reported. Instead, it's something even weirder — and scarier.

Apparently, a 17-year-old boy and two of his friends were taunting New Mexico — we can't possibly imagine what they might have been mocking him about — and, to make sure they knew he meant business, he started waving a firearm in their faces. At a McDonald's.

Vick has turned himself in, but not after, as displayed in the photo after the jump, doing what he could to hide.

Marcus Vick Arrested On Firearm Charges [Washington Post]

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